work work work

What in the world has this kitty been up to?

Work. 

 Cleansing shrines...

Helping souless ghosts...

 Banishing yucky daedra and dremora from Firsthold..this one is a sneaky cat, no?

sneak sneak

a bit toasty..

 Then there was a sojurn into Deadlands to kick Lady Estre's butt...no place to fish there...

Oh and there was that thing up at Castle Rilis..you think that they could name their kids something fresh, like Snail, or Joe..rather than Rilis the Umpteenth...that guy should have listened to his mother...

looks refreshing..

pretty screensaver but no fish here...

on the road again...

 This one did get some fishing in, catching a lovely Muskie to add to her lifelist.

A very secret and full spot...a nice break. Does not seem to be many fishing spots up north in Auridon, and it was uncomfortable fishing in plate gear, like a tin can with arms...

Explored farther up the coast after all sorts of accolades from the Queen and Raz after singeing whiskers in lava land, came across a small town, full of...

 sea vipers...yuck. So more "help help us" and more sneak sneak sneak..Elf-y types can be bad but when they ARE bad, they are stupid..they were fighting or maybe dueling amongst themsevles, so it was easy for this crafty Fishercat to sneak about..

Well this job earned Fishercat a 20th level of awesomeness, and this one donned an elegant robe, sash, and cool looking hood to celebrate her stupendous skill as an Eye of the Queen. (Deaths = stupid amount) (Primary avoidance = fishing) (new skill learned: The Art of Running Away)

This robe makes me look fat, no? It does, doesn't it?

Little Fishy ignoring all..

 Fishercat will leave you now with a funny poem found in some dank delve, read while sitting warming the toes by a fire.

 Until next time, friends. 

Fishing

      Hello Friends! 

      This humble cat keeps a journal (obviously), that is often full of ramblings, ravings, and, of course, notes.

      Now this one has a fairly empty chart of which fish she has caught. No math or percentages here, this poor kitty gets distracted by so much.

Like this:

OOOO Pretty!

Well, this one is attempting to fish, and has collected some of Auridon's species. Today we added a barbel to the list. This one was so very excited! 

BUT...there is always some bad elfy types that simply must ruin the perfect fishing day.

Like this guy....Heritance baddie.

Oops, a dead Heritance baddie...he should not have bothered my fishing.














Now back to fishing....

Perfect spot..This one knows these things...

Until the next time, Two moons guide your fishing!

Just want to fish..

This one was just about to go fishing when...

oopsie

           ...she tripped and accidentally shot an innocent, (albeit weird) citizen of  Vulkhel. 

 This one then found her counterfeit writ and absolved herself of all crimes...whew!

Then, before fishing, this one had to fence her stolen goods.(yes, what cat would not loot a body?) and visit with this handsome fellow...

 This one is not a very good thief, but on occasion, she does the trick. Then, before fishing, this one cooked up some rice n radish..yum yum, not.

The fire was toasty, and it felt good on this kitty's little paws.












Now, this cat did get a smidgeon of fishing when she left her house, on Kenarthi's roost (foul water fishing) and did snag a wet gunny sack, which she has yet to open. Why? Well, this one ran across some wizardy types who asked for help in their smug, hoity-toity way...

See, he's got that thingy over his head, means he's important...

Sooo, before this one could go fishing, she had to dispel some spirits, and solve a puzzle to dispel the rest...

And then, before fishing, she had to help save more magey, wizardy elfs, and kill off one who "wanted more power"...don't they always? Maybe they should try fishing to relax...

why are there always two...?

This sneaky cat just waited as another hero came waltzing through and took out one of the baddies, easy peasy...

Then, when this one thought she was done..and headed for a way shrine, there was another poor wounded marine elf who was whimpering about his daughter..so this one felt bad for his lost kitten, so she volunteered to help..

This one needs to learn to keep her mouth shut...

Ok, sneaking about this cat burned up some arcane crates for a scaly wizardess, and found the lost girl, then had to find her brother...

                      Pretty snazzy disguise, no?

Disguising, sneaking, thievery with a brother who really is kind of a traitor, but was a washy guar poop in the end...This one convinced the father to save his life, hopefully it was the right choice. 

Now it was time to stop and relax, enough heroing and derring-do, this one died just once...so it was time to GO FISHING...and guess what?

It was too dark to fish. Good Night, Friends, and Two Moons guide you.

Look, Little Fishy's eyes glow in the dark!

Collecting Bait n Stuff

One humble Khajiit, selling fine, freshly caught fish daily...if you have coin, I have fish...

Oh, hello, friends. will trade fish for bait..anything is easier than collecting bait...

This one decided to find some bait as she usually has plenty of dead butterflies, but not many crawlers or never any worms. A fine sunny morn...

This is how the day started.....

Uh-oh...

That led to this..

and to this...baddies summoning more baddies.....

and to this...

ouchie

But this kitty prevailed!

woot!

UNFORTUNATELY....no bait was collected..BOO.

Now, here's the thing, to delve or not to delve...

well, this one needed bait, so delve it was..

A place called Bewan, full of snake loving sea viper elfy beings..but there were rats (guts) and spiders (crawlers)..

JACKPOT!

not bait...

Here is one kitty that is proud of her skill with bow and dagger, she does not have to be so scared of baddies...she has learned a skill called "key binding"...lol. Though this fumblebum kitty was so wracked by the dark dungeon she couldn't even open an easy chest after 10 tries..the lock must have been corroded by sea water...yes, most definately...

fresh air

ooo nice boat...

Now this one was asked by a, ahem, ghostie to end a bet so she could move on. So this kitty traveled back to Vulkhel to visit with those wizardy kind to help a ghost...Please, this one tells the truth, really.

Once in town, this kitty ended the ghosty bet..and yes, that ghost "poofed" away too. Some sort of magey girly fight between a couple of elfs....well,would't you know, another mage wants this one to go on a magic boat to Bleak something to see some seer lady...this kitty already has other rides waiting, go here for the thieves guild, go there to help the orcs, don't forget Raz and the Heritance...kitty only has so many paws!This one did a bit of crafting, tried a claw at enchanting, sold some fish, cleaned some fish...

this guy..

and in the end, where did this humble Khajiit go?

This one went home.

(sorry for the lack of chairs..need to sell more fish)

senche on guard

Wonderments of a Fishercat...

  So many adventures can be had!

  Haha! This one has to laugh at the recruitment poster for silly, snobby elfie peoples.  If they would have just gone fishing, they would have found PLENTY of adventure...

  This one dusted off her fishing guide, and repeated the litany of us fisherfolk..worms to the ocean, guts to the lake, butterflies feed the river, and crawlers for those foul waters. This one does forget with all the derring do hippy skitch stuff she has to accomplished for all the crippled, scaredy cat, wimpy, bossy, snooty errand givers in Auridon. This poor Khajiit makes such poor progress on her fishing with all these silly distractions...

This one wonders if I gave an order, would these skinny, hairless ones be able to keep up?

The start of the day, early morning, this cat took to the beach for some early morning fishing yoga (downward whale, anyone?) and instead found some ruffians doing what they do best, ruffing up some travelers. Well, they were roughing up the elf, the Khajiit was smart and his behind the horse. This one helped them out and killed the ruffians, only to be rewarded by the high-nose elf attitude..they just walked away. Rawr. 

Poo on you, too.

So, This one went to look for fish. But she found a lovely chest instead. Sharpened up the claws, this kitty nightblade popped open this easy box. 

so "cough" pretty

New helm is soooo uglee and hurts this poor, humble Khajiit's ears. Hisss. The gown is too klunky for fishing..not enough pockets, too many buckles...

Time for some fishing. Headed up the coast looking for some spots of fish activity. This cat does not have any worms, but this cat does not care...Just when this one sees a spot...

UH OH.....

No no no! *sigh* what now...? A ghostie....and he's got that magical thingy over his head...(means it is important) 

So this one talks to the important poltergiestie......

The way of ghosties, they come n go..

.and then this cat went fishing....

because she was thinking it could be her last cast...

Wouldn't you stay hidden too?

The view would be nice if it wasn't for that baddie in the middle...

Ok so this one found out she had pulled out her dagger instead of her trusty bow. Oopsie.

This wizardy baddie turned into a Molag Bally snakey thing and bam! this poor cat was reviving via soul gem. Calmed the nerves and got the weapons sorted out... that soul sucker died and Merric saved.  Would have stayed to fish in the cave, but those scampy things regenerate sometimes...so out this cat went..

Now, this one does wonder about the Fighter's Guild. Their leader is an awesome lizard with a wonderful poise and fashion sense, but those followers...?

You go, Girlfriend!

are they blind to those flappy laser bats? Sheesh

 Well this one is a hero, but those high altitude elfies don't think so...

This one checked out another house for sale, but it is too ritzy for this humble Khajiit..plus it is too near to these elf snoots...

a bit drafty...and chilly inside n out..

This one had some fun, too. hehehe..

Heroic, no?

Saddle up and headed to Dawnwatch, to help out with some Daedra. Dead bodies everywhere.

Rescued some marines..lots of fire and singed whiskers.

Ouch ouch

They need to learn better camping skills...

Dead

and deader..

Well, this one finished the day at a place called Smuggler's Cove. Didn't look too prosperous, but the fish were jumping. This one wonders if the smugglers smuggled the wrong goods. Or if maybe they had fixed the leak in their boat, they might have had better luck. 

Just needs a little TLC...

Or maybe it was this dude who did in the smugglers...and the fish...?

NOPE NOPE nope nope nope

Keep your poles handy, and always wonder...