Fishercat Haiku

 As night settles in, this one just wants to relax and read a couple of lore books. This sleepy kitty did find a pen and some paper and threw together some simple poems. (This one is no poet, but likes half assed haiku..)

          

                         The river runs along
                            Kitty wants to fish
                          Alas! No bait!



                        Headed to Ocean
                          Fishys jumping
                        Oh no! Maormer



                       Work to pay bills
                         Warlock in dungeon
                        An electrified death



                        Dark sky anchor lands
                          Many heroes attack
                        Anchor Begone!

               

                        Auridon reeks beauty
                          Pretty flowers hide
                        High Elf problems

"Please pretty kitty, stop. Stop it now...go back to fishing.."

Raz Assist

Hello My Friends! A warm Khajiiti welcome to you. 

If you have come here for fishing advice, all I can say is get that pole out and fish! Remember, worms and chub for ocean fishing, guts and minnows for lake/pond fishing, insect parts and shad for river fishing, and crawlers and roe for foul waters..This one has added another trophy fish to her Auridon collection..caught from a bridge over a small pond. This one is not always happy about getting her claws wet, so bridge fishing was the plan for the day.

bridge fishing

always cheer on other fisherpeople..

 Anyway, this one does not have a lot of fishing news, as she was distracted by Raz..and his smooth talk. Purrs like a kitten, that one does, and had these claws more than happy to help him do some Queen's dirty work..spying, killing, getting captured..Two Moons save this poor kitty's hide!

 All because of a pretty face and a fast tongue. Queen's Eyes my tail! That one does send us nooby booby kittens in to do the claw work, and does take the credit..oh well, he is a handsome cat, no? This one's eyes did not mind to watch him work, rrrrrawr.

Although, this one needs to question some about his bawdy adventures..riding naked through an Argonian temple? Stars and Moons! Whatever was that one drinking?

Until next time, my friends, leave some fish for one poor, humble Khajiit with no soul..

Magic and Madness

Now see? This one promises more content, this one produces more content...just not more fish.. *sigh*

So, on wakening at the beach, there were many fish active, so nice. But alas! This one had no worms or chub for good ocean fishing. Did catch some dhufish and longfish on plain ol insect parts..while fishing, this poor Khajiit checked her journal. Since she was near enough , she decided to help out the magee's in the Mage's Guild find some books. It will be cool, just four little books.

Never mess with the mage's of the world. They are a sneaky lot, full of fancy whizzys and spell purple whirlies.. 

First of all, that dungeon was full of zombie blood thrall crazies. You know, and this kitty knows, those sweet talking mages knew that. Lots of sneaking about for those sneaky wizards. And that last book, poof, some wizardy fellow appears and says you pass the test or some sort of spellcasting nonsense. 

Lots of rats for guts and a few spiders, too

Such a waste of books!

Back at the guild, they ooed and ahhed over those books and had this kitty throw them in magic fire..my claws! By the Two Moons, half of them are mad..

They summon this fancy pants old age wizard who wants me to get his island back, even though he is dead, or a thousand years old...and to do that I need to go visit a Mad God. 

Can I just go fishing now? Or let me go fillet what I have and cook some of this up. With some good strong ale..the stronger the better...Are you sure this isn't an Undaunted quest??

As a good little kitty, Fishercat does what the mages want..it will be fun, they said. Be careful of the Mad God's words, they said. Well, this one is writing about this so she did survive, no? 

Well she made it to the books, lots of sneaking around minions (they aren't all that smart..) and fighting "Puppy"..and no, the Mad God decides to bargain, and only let out one book. Haskil at the entrance  did mention it wasn't a lending library...

So, this Khajiit did strike some sort of bargain for the one book, and listened to the exchange between Shalinor and Sheogorath..

 Maybe this kitty should bargain..the Mad God has this beautiful pool that is devoid of fish..perhaps...

Sheogorath's pool

this one can bargain for some fishing time...?

Suffice to say, the mages were all sad that they only got one book and Shalinor still has no island..
and this kitty needs more fishing time