Letters from Away: 1

(These are letters written to Fishercat from her litter sister, who had a rough arrival in Vvardenfell.)

Letters from Away

 The adventure begins.

'Dear Sister Fishercat,

To wake up on some ratty ship in dank Vvardenfell is not some way for a respectable Khajiit nightblade to start her adventure.

Aslan is still with me, but what took place to make one's fur so sticky with salt and sand is beyond this one's memory. So far this one has seen no snooty elves, but recalling what has been taught and read from books, they are here, too.

Since no one was about, a search of the ship ensued, and it was much appreciated to find some lockpicks. Only one dagger was located, surely this one will find more soon.

We will be taking a stroll about this backwater port, hopefully some better clothes will be found. Slavers rags, ugh.

Yes, dear litter sister, this most humble nightblade will refrain from stealing until  it is understood about the politics of this place. Then the fun will begin!

Hopes and luck on catching your rare fish, please don't ask this one to fish here in this mushroom infested place.

Respectfully in family honor,

Ketch'me Whisperclaw

work work work

What in the world has this kitty been up to?

Work. 

 Cleansing shrines...

Helping souless ghosts...

 Banishing yucky daedra and dremora from Firsthold..this one is a sneaky cat, no?

sneak sneak

a bit toasty..

 Then there was a sojurn into Deadlands to kick Lady Estre's butt...no place to fish there...

Oh and there was that thing up at Castle Rilis..you think that they could name their kids something fresh, like Snail, or Joe..rather than Rilis the Umpteenth...that guy should have listened to his mother...

looks refreshing..

pretty screensaver but no fish here...

on the road again...

 This one did get some fishing in, catching a lovely Muskie to add to her lifelist.

A very secret and full spot...a nice break. Does not seem to be many fishing spots up north in Auridon, and it was uncomfortable fishing in plate gear, like a tin can with arms...

Explored farther up the coast after all sorts of accolades from the Queen and Raz after singeing whiskers in lava land, came across a small town, full of...

 sea vipers...yuck. So more "help help us" and more sneak sneak sneak..Elf-y types can be bad but when they ARE bad, they are stupid..they were fighting or maybe dueling amongst themsevles, so it was easy for this crafty Fishercat to sneak about..

Well this job earned Fishercat a 20th level of awesomeness, and this one donned an elegant robe, sash, and cool looking hood to celebrate her stupendous skill as an Eye of the Queen. (Deaths = stupid amount) (Primary avoidance = fishing) (new skill learned: The Art of Running Away)

This robe makes me look fat, no? It does, doesn't it?

Little Fishy ignoring all..

 Fishercat will leave you now with a funny poem found in some dank delve, read while sitting warming the toes by a fire.

 Until next time, friends. 

Fishing

      Hello Friends! 

      This humble cat keeps a journal (obviously), that is often full of ramblings, ravings, and, of course, notes.

      Now this one has a fairly empty chart of which fish she has caught. No math or percentages here, this poor kitty gets distracted by so much.

Like this:

OOOO Pretty!

Well, this one is attempting to fish, and has collected some of Auridon's species. Today we added a barbel to the list. This one was so very excited! 

BUT...there is always some bad elfy types that simply must ruin the perfect fishing day.

Like this guy....Heritance baddie.

Oops, a dead Heritance baddie...he should not have bothered my fishing.














Now back to fishing....

Perfect spot..This one knows these things...

Until the next time, Two moons guide your fishing!

Just want to fish..

This one was just about to go fishing when...

oopsie

           ...she tripped and accidentally shot an innocent, (albeit weird) citizen of  Vulkhel. 

 This one then found her counterfeit writ and absolved herself of all crimes...whew!

Then, before fishing, this one had to fence her stolen goods.(yes, what cat would not loot a body?) and visit with this handsome fellow...

 This one is not a very good thief, but on occasion, she does the trick. Then, before fishing, this one cooked up some rice n radish..yum yum, not.

The fire was toasty, and it felt good on this kitty's little paws.












Now, this cat did get a smidgeon of fishing when she left her house, on Kenarthi's roost (foul water fishing) and did snag a wet gunny sack, which she has yet to open. Why? Well, this one ran across some wizardy types who asked for help in their smug, hoity-toity way...

See, he's got that thingy over his head, means he's important...

Sooo, before this one could go fishing, she had to dispel some spirits, and solve a puzzle to dispel the rest...

And then, before fishing, she had to help save more magey, wizardy elfs, and kill off one who "wanted more power"...don't they always? Maybe they should try fishing to relax...

why are there always two...?

This sneaky cat just waited as another hero came waltzing through and took out one of the baddies, easy peasy...

Then, when this one thought she was done..and headed for a way shrine, there was another poor wounded marine elf who was whimpering about his daughter..so this one felt bad for his lost kitten, so she volunteered to help..

This one needs to learn to keep her mouth shut...

Ok, sneaking about this cat burned up some arcane crates for a scaly wizardess, and found the lost girl, then had to find her brother...

                      Pretty snazzy disguise, no?

Disguising, sneaking, thievery with a brother who really is kind of a traitor, but was a washy guar poop in the end...This one convinced the father to save his life, hopefully it was the right choice. 

Now it was time to stop and relax, enough heroing and derring-do, this one died just once...so it was time to GO FISHING...and guess what?

It was too dark to fish. Good Night, Friends, and Two Moons guide you.

Look, Little Fishy's eyes glow in the dark!

Collecting Bait n Stuff

One humble Khajiit, selling fine, freshly caught fish daily...if you have coin, I have fish...

Oh, hello, friends. will trade fish for bait..anything is easier than collecting bait...

This one decided to find some bait as she usually has plenty of dead butterflies, but not many crawlers or never any worms. A fine sunny morn...

This is how the day started.....

Uh-oh...

That led to this..

and to this...baddies summoning more baddies.....

and to this...

ouchie

But this kitty prevailed!

woot!

UNFORTUNATELY....no bait was collected..BOO.

Now, here's the thing, to delve or not to delve...

well, this one needed bait, so delve it was..

A place called Bewan, full of snake loving sea viper elfy beings..but there were rats (guts) and spiders (crawlers)..

JACKPOT!

not bait...

Here is one kitty that is proud of her skill with bow and dagger, she does not have to be so scared of baddies...she has learned a skill called "key binding"...lol. Though this fumblebum kitty was so wracked by the dark dungeon she couldn't even open an easy chest after 10 tries..the lock must have been corroded by sea water...yes, most definately...

fresh air

ooo nice boat...

Now this one was asked by a, ahem, ghostie to end a bet so she could move on. So this kitty traveled back to Vulkhel to visit with those wizardy kind to help a ghost...Please, this one tells the truth, really.

Once in town, this kitty ended the ghosty bet..and yes, that ghost "poofed" away too. Some sort of magey girly fight between a couple of elfs....well,would't you know, another mage wants this one to go on a magic boat to Bleak something to see some seer lady...this kitty already has other rides waiting, go here for the thieves guild, go there to help the orcs, don't forget Raz and the Heritance...kitty only has so many paws!This one did a bit of crafting, tried a claw at enchanting, sold some fish, cleaned some fish...

this guy..

and in the end, where did this humble Khajiit go?

This one went home.

(sorry for the lack of chairs..need to sell more fish)

senche on guard